why?

there will always be things in existance that i will question the point of, but one of them will always irk me a little more than most:

toilet paper rollers that don't roll.

seriously. what is the point of this? everyone has experienced it. you sit there, ready to culminate your bathroom experience, and are forced to manually wrap the paper around the cylinder because it won't turn. this is a two handed endeavor because no one wants the material that will soon be coming in contact with their nether regions to touch the floor of a public bathroom. tuck behind, grab from beneath, tuck behind, grab from beneath.

these things are called toilet paper dispensers for a reason. they are supposed to dispense, not just sit there. if that was the point, there could just be a little shelf or something. no roller that doesn't roll.

ok. i'm done.