me: i still don't like workout sweat. i had to get right in the shower...now i'm early
boyfriend: haha, why'd you have to get right in the shower?
me: 'cause i hate being all sweaty
boyfriend: ahh gotcha
me: it grosses me out. i always feel like a big sweaty blob
which of course, is extremely unpleasant
boyfriend: ::chuckles:: are you serious? big sweaty blobs are probably the sexiest thing on the planet ;)
me: you just said big sweaty blobs are sexy. this is entirely impossible.
the word blob alone is the anti-sexy
boyfriend: bah
why do you say that? blob may be considered very pro-sexy
me: in some foreign universe
boyfriend: hey, the king of all cosmos likes blobs
me: he's from the universe of video game
boyfriend: he finds them fascinating
me: hence foreign
oh, they are fascinating, i'll give him that
fascinating in a disturbing, can't look away, oh-my-god ew sort of way
boyfriend: actually, i think he even calls them sexy...i could be mistaken ;)
me: ok, that last statement by me deserves a laugh
please proceed with laughing
boyfriend: ::chuckle:: i've been laughing since we started this conversation
me: ok good
because i'm damn funny
boyfriend: that you are...and it's one of the reasons why i looooooove you :)
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